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- Hey.
- Hey!
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Oh, Mom, you rolled
Van's socks into balls.
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What am I supposed to do with 'em?
Make puppets?
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No, he likes them folded.
Otherwise they droop.
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Things droop, Cheyenne.
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You'll learn that in life.
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Oh. You know what, Mom?
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That's another thing.
Van likes whole milk.
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- I like 1%.
- Well, it's not all about you.
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I have a husband to take care of now.
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I'm gonna put it on the list. Again.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Here's an idea.
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How about you take the list
and go get your husband his fancy milk?
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[chuckles] Mom, I'm a married woman.
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I don't have time
to go to the grocery store.
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[chuckles] You think you're busy now.
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Wait until you change
a poopy diaper in aisle three.
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Fine.
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Who thought these were mine?
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Oh, no. I hope Van's not wearin'
your training bra!
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Oh. Hi, Dad.
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Oh, no. I forgot.
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I have... band practice this afternoon.
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Yeah. We can reschedule, okay?
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Yeah, it sucks. Bye!
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Kyra, you don't have band practice today.
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I know that. But he doesn't.
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Kyra, look...
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I know it's been a little strange
between you and your dad
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since he moved out.
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Don't you mean,
"shacked up with his hygienist"?
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Hey, look. Just because
he's with Barbra Jean,
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doesn't mean he stopped loving you.
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And I know you still love him.
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Mom, why are you forcing us together now?
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We didn't hang out
back when you liked him.
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I still like your father!
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Just not as a husband.
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So how about I call him back
and you two go out later?
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Fine.
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I'll spend the day with him,
but that's it until I'm 25.
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- I'm going to the store now.
- Oh, good.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I just need the milk part.
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Oh, no. I could use some help around here.
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I'd like for you to get
everything on that list.
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Mom, I really don't like your tone.
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Excuse me?
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I'm an adult now, and I would like
to be treated like one.
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You're right. You're a married woman now.
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- Soon to become a mother.
- Exactly.
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So from now on, you can be responsible
for doin' little things like, uh,
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grocery shoppin'
and doin' your own laundry.
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All right, that's just mean.
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[theme song playing]
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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[Jake] Go! Up!
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{\an8}Up, up, up!
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{\an8}I'm up, I'm up-- How do you go up?
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{\an8}- [explosion]
- You're dead. My turn. See ya!
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{\an8}That was a hoot.
I can see why you like it so much.
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{\an8}Where's the groceries?
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{\an8}We decided to get an apartment instead.
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{\an8}Oh. I guess I'm not gonna
get any change back?
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{\an8}No, Mom. I'm serious.
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{\an8}It's the adult thing to do.
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{\an8}You're gonna move out
'cause I won't do your laundry?
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{\an8}Well, we're married now.
You know, we have a baby on the way.
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{\an8}We need our space.
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{\an8}We found an awesome apartment.
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{\an8}It's got a pool, a gym, and... amenities.
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I'm not sure what that is,
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but they wouldn't brag about it
if it wasn't good!
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{\an8}It's been a while
since I got an apartment,
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{\an8}but don't you have to have
a little thing called... money?
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{\an8}Oh, we know.
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{\an8}Come on, Van.
Let's fill out our application.
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{\an8}It's our first step to independence.
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{\an8}Mom, do you have a pen?
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{\an8}Thanks. Okay.
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Name. Mr. and Mrs. Van Montgomery.
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[chuckles]
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Marital status.
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- [both] Married!
- [giggling]
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Oh, there's a cute one.
Employment history.
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Van, what should I put
as your current position?
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Cornerback.
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No, I think they mean a real job.
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You know what? I'll just put "manager".
That can mean anything.
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Uh, monthly income.
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- Okay, well, with my allowance and your--
- Excuse me.
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Do you really think your allowance
continues once you move out?
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Okay. Fine.
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Well, we have savings.
And all we need is a small, little loan...
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to help us get going
until our jobs kick in.
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I'm gonna learn to mow.
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"Learn"?
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- Hey.
- Hey, Brock.
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[door closes]
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Hi, Daddy!
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- Well, hi, honey.
- Hi.
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How's my favorite little girl?
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- How's my favorite cornerback?
- Hey, Coach.
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- Kyra.
- She went to Wendy's house.
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- What?
- Oh, well. Maybe next week.
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Wait a minute!
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You can't let Kyra get away with this.
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What's goin' on between you two?
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Aw, I don't know, Reba.
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Look, I-- Shucks--
I never know what to say to Kyra.
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If you wanna know the truth,
she kinda scares me.
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She's a 12-year-old girl.
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With a 35-year-old mouth.
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She's always makin' fun of me.
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I will never wear Bermuda shorts
around her again, that's for sure.
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Come back tomorrow at 11:00.
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[sighs] Okay. I guess
I could take her to a movie.
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No, no, no, no, no. Not a movie.
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I want you two face to face.
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Plan somethin' special.
You have a date with your daughter.
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All right.
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Daddy! Don't leave
without sayin' bye to me!
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Oh. [chuckles]
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Daddy, we need your advice.
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- Well, sure, sweetheart. What is it?
- Well, we need some money.
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Well, all right. Here you go.
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Thanks. But that's not what I meant.
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You see, Van and I found
this incredibly adorable apartment.
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An apartment?
You kids don't have that kind of money.
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Oh, Van's gonna learn how to mow.
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Now, why do you kids
wanna move into an apartment?
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Come on, you got it
pretty good around here.
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Your mom's a great cook.
You can come and go as you please.
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I loved livin' here.
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You had a strange way of showin' it.
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We're trying to be adults.
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Please, Daddy!
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Please, Coach!
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Sorry, you guys.
All I can go is another $20.
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That's not gonna help.
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Come on, Van.
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What? I put my foot down.
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Yeah, and it only cost you 60 bucks.
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Okay, it's a start.
What about your parents?
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Uh, I don't think so.
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Van, I just asked my parents.
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Yeah, but your parents didn't
chuck your stuff out on the lawn,
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and tell you you were throwin'
your life away for a sleazy cheerleader.
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I'm not a cheerleader. I'm on drill team.
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Okay, look, Van. Time has passed.
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I'm sure they feel guilty by now.
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And you know what guilt means.
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No.
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Cash.
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Oh!
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Then we're gonna be rich!
My parents are monsters.
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[horn honking]
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Cheyenne!
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Check out our new truck!
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Oh, my God! [laughs]
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Honey, it's the best thing I've ever seen!
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Did you win-- [gasps]
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Dude, I love you!
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Just what they need.
Another thing with a bed.
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Now I have a truck...
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and Van! [laughs]
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Where'd it come from?
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- My parents got it for me.
- Oh!
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You were right! Guilt works every time.
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Oh, my God, there's leather seats!
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[sniffs] Oh, they smell incredible.
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Mom, you have to come smell these seats!
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Wait a minute. Are these the same parents
who boycotted your wedding
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and disowned you?
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Yeah.
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I even got a bigger surprise!
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They invited us to move in!
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- No way.
- Yeah!
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That's awesome! Oh!
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Their house is huge!
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And they have a maid!
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Who folds socks!
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Whoa! Whoa! What are you talkin' about?
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Now you're moving?
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This is a big decision!
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You two need to do
some serious soul-searchin',
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and ask yourself if one extravagant gift
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erases all the hurtful things
they did to you.
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Is that orange suitcase
still in the hall closet?
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I have a truck!
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Man, that is one great truck!
201
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,373
Is that all anybody cares about
is that stupid truck?
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Now, Reba, I know this is hard,
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00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,253
but they're only gonna be
a couple of blocks away.
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And at least they won't be strugglin'
to pay the rent on some dumpy apartment.
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Why isn't this botherin' you
as much as it's botherin' me?
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Because nothin' bothers me
as much as it bothers you.
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Look, the way those kids
love each other, they'll be fine.
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Okay. We're gonna take
our first load over.
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Aw. Mom?
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Don't look so sad.
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We're not movin' out of your life.
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- We're just gonna be--
- I know.
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It's just a couple of blocks away.
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Yeah. Okay.
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00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,080
Okay, Mom.
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00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,166
Mom? I'm running out of air.
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- Bye, Daddy.
- Bye, honey.
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- [door closes]
- [Brock sighs]
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Well, we knew this day would come.
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Our little girl is leavin' the nest.
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00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:25,101
Before you know it,
it'll be Kyra, then little Jake.
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00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:28,521
Soon, it'll just be you and me,
all alone in this big--
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Brock!
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You don't live here anymore.
225
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,821
You really know how
to kill a moment, don't you?
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- Hi, Dad.
- Hello, son.
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- [Cheyenne chuckles]
- Cheyenne.
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Ah, it's nice to see you, sir.
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00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,130
Hi.
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Sue, honey.
You want to get off that thing?
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Just five more minutes.
I had a huge dinner last night.
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00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:03,681
Yeah. Well, I'm sure you worked off
all that celery by now.
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[gasps]
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00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:11,355
Oh, you know, I've always loved
this house, Mr. and Mrs. Montgomery.
235
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,858
Or should I call you Mom and Dad?
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[both laughing]
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- And thanks for lettin' us live here, sir.
- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Uh, you know, I need a moment here
with my boy, Cheyenne.
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Go on in the kitchen,
fix yourself a snack.
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Oh, great!
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Okay, I'm starving. Eatin' for two now.
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00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,129
- There's rice cakes on the counter!
- Okay.
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00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,300
Son, I'm a little confused here.
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I thought we had an understanding.
245
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,471
Dad, I don't understand.
I'm a little confused.
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00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,307
Well, we're tryin' to help you here.
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You're 17 years old,
you got a bright future, but...
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you gotta leave your problems behind ya.
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What?
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We asked you to move back in, Van.
Not her.
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Yes, you did. When you handed
me the keys to the truck,
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you said, "We'd like for
you to move back in with us."
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I'm married now, so you means us.
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[chuckling] Oh, Van. Your English.
255
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"You" does not mean "both of you."
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If we meant that, we'd have said, "y'all."
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[Reba] Oh!
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It looks stupid, right?
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No, honey. You look adorable!
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That does it. I'm changing!
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[knock at door]
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Too late. Your date's here.
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Is Kyra here?
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Come in, come in!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You both look so nice!
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And is that a rose?
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Oh, uh, it's for you.
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Well. You both have a wonderful time,
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and don't bring her home too early.
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This is so disturbing.
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- Oh, and there's so much closet space.
- Yeah.
273
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,568
Oh, Mom, the Montgomerys' house
is so great.
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You're gonna have to come visit us.
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- I'll be up in a second.
- Okay!
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- Hey, Mrs. H...
- Hmm?
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You know that thing that
you and Cheyenne do, where you, like,
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tell each other stuff and stuff like that?
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You mean, talkin'?
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Yeah, that. Can we talk?
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Sure. What's goin' on?
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- [sighs] Well, my parents...
- Hmm?
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They don't want Cheyenne to move in.
Only me. I misunderstood them.
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Plus, I think they kinda tricked me.
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I knew it.
I knew they were up to something.
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Wait a minute.
Why is Cheyenne upstairs packin'?
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I haven't told her yet.
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- Van!
- Well, it's gonna be hard!
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She's gonna be sad.
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She's gonna be even sadder
when they arrest her for trespassing!
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I can't believe my parents
think I'm such a loser
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that a truck is gonna
make me forget Cheyenne.
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God! They make me so mad! I could just--
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- Let it go.
- I could just--
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- This is great. You could just what?
- Just...
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I don't know.
That's as far as I've ever gotten.
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[sighs]
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What do you usually do
when you get mad at your parents?
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Go to my room without supper.
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That'll teach 'em.
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- You know what really gets me?
- What?
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Is that they're gonna miss out
on getting to know their grandkid.
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And they don't even care.
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Sounds to me like that's something
you need to say to your parents.
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00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,367
No. My father isn't much of a listener.
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He's more of a teller.
307
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,705
Well, maybe it's time
for you to do the tellin'.
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Get it off your chest.
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You're right. Cheyenne's my wife!
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And they have no right
to treat her this way.
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She's got her heart set on movin' in,
and that's what we're gonna do.
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That takes guts, Van. I'm proud of you.
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You really are becomin' an adult.
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Thanks, Mrs. H.
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Will you come with me? My dad scares me.
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Dad, this is beyond lame.
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What? We're havin' fun.
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This is a teahouse for six-year-old girls.
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Oh, come on. I'm tryin'!
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- You kids outgrow stuff so fast.
- Dad.
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[sighs] Have you ever met me?
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Do I look like someone who sips tea?
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No. I'm sorry. B.J. said
this place would be lots of fun.
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B.J. collects Beanie Babies.
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I brought you
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some of our scrumptious orange marmalade.
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It's from London, England.
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00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,438
Get over yourself. It's from Safeway.
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Put it down!
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All right, all right. I know this is lame.
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I was just tryin' to find something
we could enjoy together.
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Yeah.
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We could go to a movie.
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00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,881
No, Kyra, we can't do that.
Then we wouldn't be able to talk.
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We'd just be sittin' in a dark theater,
starin' at a screen.
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00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,011
Yeah. That would bite.
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00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,683
- You wanna go?
- I'd sell my hair.
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[chuckles] Let's do it!
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Do we have to sit next to each other?
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[scoffs] Heck! We don't even
have to see the same movie.
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You're awesome!
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Mrs. Hart. What a surprise.
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Mr. Montgomery. Good to see ya.
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Mrs. Montgomery.
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Nice spandex.
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Sue, you want to get off that thing?
You look like a gerbil.
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00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,724
Dad, I have something
important to say to you.
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00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,976
And it's real important.
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I'm listenin'.
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00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,652
Thanks for the truck, sir.
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00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,655
- Van!
- Uh, something you wanted to add?
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00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,407
No. This is between you and Van.
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00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,742
Van?
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00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:42,121
Even though I think you should be
ashamed of how you've treated your son.
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00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,038
Excuse me?
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00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:47,000
This is between you and Van.
I'm not even here.
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But if I were here,
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I'd tell you how wrong you are
for makin' your son
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choose between his parents and his wife.
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00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,470
Is that what you came here
to tell me, son?
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00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,182
- Well, I--
- See?
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00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,643
You've got him so scared,
he's afraid to be honest with you.
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00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,603
Van is not afraid of us.
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00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:10,315
Well, of course he's not afraid of you.
He could snap you like a twig.
365
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,235
A twig?
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00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,743
Look, I don't need somebody like you
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00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,371
comin' over here and tellin' me
how to raise my son.
368
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,082
What exactly do you mean, "like me"?
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00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,877
Someone who sits back
and lets her daughter get pregnant.
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00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:34,423
Well, it's not like
I was there cheerin' 'em on.
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But you know what? It happened.
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You should be proud to have a son
with the guts to stick around.
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I'm proud of him. That's why I'm here.
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00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,725
To give him moral support.
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00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,269
That would imply that
you know something about morals.
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00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,606
Hey! You can't talk that way to her!
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00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,566
Sir.
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00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:56,403
Mrs. H has stuck by us.
Something you wouldn't know about.
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00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,573
You watch yourself.
I fed and clothed you for 17 years.
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00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,533
Oh, so that makes you a good father?
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00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,369
My whole life,
all you've done is bully me!
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00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,164
But with Mrs. H,
sometimes I say things to her.
383
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,082
And she says things back to me.
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00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,460
It's called talkin'.
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00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,339
You know what? We do it.
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00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,508
So the way I see it,
Mrs. H is a way better dad than you.
387
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,887
That's right, way better.
And you know what else?
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00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,309
You can keep your
really stupid cool truck.
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00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,518
I'd rather walk.
390
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,520
Come on, Dad.
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00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,191
Right behind ya, son.
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00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,908
So they never wanted me to move in?
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00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,284
I'm so sorry.
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00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,913
But we were gonna be mansion people.
395
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,458
Oh, come on. We've got indoor plumbin'.
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00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,836
Cheyenne, we don't want to live there.
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00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:59,174
And who would you rather see across
the breakfast table? My mom or your mom?
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00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,760
My mom.
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00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:03,971
Of course.
400
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,348
Van's mom never sits
at the breakfast table.
401
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,016
She might accidentally eat somethin'.
402
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:11,770
I love my mom.
403
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,023
[chuckles]
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00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,650
I love my dad!
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[closing theme music playing]